Happy Catoween!…
It’s a Cat’o’latern!…
No? Ok, fine. In that case, some random knowledge about All Hallow’s Eve: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Oh, didn’t you know? Halloween began unofficially as a new year’s celebration of ancient Celts, who happened to be “big fans of skulls” and dabbled in human sacrifice! Not to worry though – that was 2,000 years ago, (USA Today).
Stay away from those human sacrifices, keep it clean and be protective of your sweet pets that could be spooked by the steady stream of treaters this halloween. If they aren’t “people pets,” let them lay low in a back room until things, ahem, die down.